...Sat at a STOP sign and waited for it to turn green, only to realize after you've been sitting there for 5 minutes that a STOP sign doesn't change colors? I did this last night.
...Felt pain because your lips were so chapped, but were too lazy to get up and find some chapstick? I did this last night.
...Felt full but didn't want to leave the last few bites of food on your plate so gorged yourself accordingly? I did this last night.
...Woke up in the middle of the night with the sudden urge to pee, but the thought of getting out of your warm bed left you in your bed to suffer through the pain? I did this last night.
Why do I do these things to myself?
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